i find it fascinating that SarahJessicaParker can go from butt ugly to insanely hot in a split second. It’s like a hidden super power and I want it!
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
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- So Keely's on vacation and has a *guest poster for rtt this week. And one of her random thoughts was "I’ve been watching Sex and the City reruns lately since there’s nothing else on. I find it fascinating that (naked or clothed) Sarah Jessica Parker can go from being butt ugly to insanely hot in a split second. It’s like a hidden super power and I want it."
- And I thought "That is SO true! & I want it too!!!"
- That made me laugh SO hard I almost peed in my pants. Thank God for SuperMommyStopMidTinklePowers or we might have had a problem.
- Okay. I would have had a problem. But it's nice to share....
- This is probably the kind of stuff that makes my blog come up when people search for things like what do you feel if you urinate.
- Ummm... like you don't have to pee anymore???
- I'm guessing.
- I could be wrong ;)
- I cannot figure out why the thing.i.hate.! is the thing that will keep my kids happy and quiet for HOURS???
- They love mud.
- The dirty kind.
- They love it so much that I'm aboutthiscloseto grabbing a handful and taking it to Sherwin Williams to get matching paint.
- Speaking of dirty things...
- Yesterday I spent most of the day unplugged because I decided it would be a great idea to open up my mouse and clean it.
- And then it quit working.
- Next time I
am SO anal retentivefeel the need to take things APART to clean dirt that you can't even see I'm going to tell Martha to just.shut.up! and I'm leaving it dirty. - Potty training tip ~ if you toss a Cheerio into the toilet after you flush it every time the next time a boy ... any boy... uses it... he WILL aim.
- Doesn't matter how old they are. There's just something about peeing on a cheerio. It is impossible for them NOT to.
- Idk why cause I'm not *equipped to stand and aim but... it is a Proven Fact.
- Last night one of Our Favorite Neighborhood Strays was hangin out in the man.cave. and I was just sitting out there listening to their
nonsenseconversation and the whole time I was thinking... Dude! I am SO glad I don't have a penis.
I am definitely not getting naked
(you are welcome!)
but there's no telling what they're doing over here...
(you are welcome!)
but there's no telling what they're doing over here...
LOLOL oh I would have peed my pants had I not just gone - NOT on a cheerio mind you. I think I'll test that theory out though.
lol. works every time ;)
Okay, this entire post made me LMAO.
That stopmidtinkle superpower, though? You can say buh-bye to it when you become Tired Old Middle Aged Mom.
I spent thousands to have my new house painted and it's currently covered in little boy hands. A dream come true.
I've destroyed mouses (mice??) that way. That's way I have a laser mouse now MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH....
Since you were on the peepee topic on a few lines in fact:
When we first got the Wii Fit, my hubby aske, "Do you Wii standing up?" I laughed so hard. Then said confidently "Yes, I did!"
oh roflol. i wii standing up! i've obviously been around the kids TOO MUCH cause that just crackers me up.
lol @ Jan i turned 33 in may..and i still have 6 kids under 11... so i'm hoping it lasts a lil bit longer. lol.
@ Julie dirt handprints are our specialty ;)
@ kekibird idk how yu say it either but mine will stay dirty for-ev-er from now on. lol
Do you think if I tossed a Cheerio into the toilet my husband would stop with the split streams and go for it? I'm givin' it a go. Well, he is actually.
I'm sick of mopping up puddles after a 47 year old man.
lol it worked with mine ;)
I have no boys in my house (except the husband but I am hoping he is exempt) to test the Cheerio theory and I am good with that. I am not fond of mud either. My girls aren't into it, but the dog loves to roll in it. Then he tracks it all over the house. It isn't like he wears shoes I can force him to remove.
cheerios on the potty... brings back memories. made me not want cheerios for a long time, so I decided to stop getting my kids to pee on their cheerios. LOL. Now I get my little guy to put a toilet paper square in the potty and his goal is to squirt it to the edge :)) HA.
happy RTT!!
I used to have really good pee aim until I had a laparotomy (like a c-section, but just though the abdominal muscle), then 2 c-sections. now, I'm lucky if I don't overshoot the bowl every time! LOL.
I'm going to be raiding me the cheerio like cereal box here!
Hey, that's ME, you quoted ME! I feel famous now.
There's a craptastic house in my neighborhood who, after buying it last year, the people painted brown with dark brown trim. If it goes on the market, I'll let you know so you can buy it for your kids.
My midtinkle powers failed me the other day at Target when I sneezed.
There is nothing wrong with having a penis! It is the gift that keeps on giving! LMAO!!!!
I can never figure out how to follow these networked blogs!
"Like you don't have to pee anymore?" That's EXACTLY how I feel when I urinate!
I am SO keeping the cheerios in the bathroom!
LOL @ SuperMommyStopMidTinklePowers!! :D My sister could use those powers!!! LMAO!!! :D
I know what you mean, I hate Barney he is so f***ing annoying, but my 14 month old loves him! I feel like I want to rip my ears out everytime I hear that dinosaur talk!! Ugh!!
I must try that cheerio thing when I'm gonna train my 14 month old to use the potty, might try that on the hubby just for fun.. LOL :D
Happy RTT Heather!! :)
OHHHHH girl, you make me LMAO. I love your lists :) I may have mentioned that before. OMG Sarah Jessica Parker is like that one girl on Seinfeld, the two-face. It's CRAZY how different she can be! OH! and I have a SupereighborhoodStray living next door and he has taken a liking to my hubs. We call him Shirtless Don because he just wanders the neighborhood, drink in hand, shirtless. Mind you, he is a 47 year old single body builder. It's quite the sight ;) and yeah I have often had the same penis thought LOL ILY!
ROTFLMAO Those were some hilarious Random Thoughts! Thanks for the laugh!
That SJP observation is dead on! How peculiar!!
I'm totally trying the Cheerio thing the next time the neighbor kid comes over. He always misses the toilet and it is grossing me out. It is one thing to clean up the pee of your own family but someone else's pee--YUCK!!