Open Letter to ... The Creator. Ya. It's late. So what?
Dear God,
Please forgive me for wasting time taking a few Facebook quizzes today.
Well, maybe it was more like...5 Facebook quizzes... and .... umm... 1 Twitter quiz.
Okay 2 Twitter quizzes but only because I had to have a redo when I took the "Which NKOTB Member Are You Destined To Be With?" quiz. I think we both know that Jonathan Knight was just all kinds of the wrong answer!
Please forgive me for alwaaaaays being late. Like I am with this post. Which should have been up yesterday.
And please forgive me for losing my patience with Thing4 when he cleaned the kitchen floor with toothpaste last night.
Thanks for all of the awesome *things You give me.
And for making Thing6 the*MostCutestBabyEver sooooo snuggly:)
And quiet.
And Thank You for the *minty fresh scent in my kitchen now. It goes well with the Mr. Clean w/ Febreeze.
Oh .. and Thank You for Febreeze cause it rocks!
So, I see You've decided to clear some time in my schedule.
And...I'm just kinda curious what this means exactly.
I'm sure You have a plan, but...sometimes Your plans aren't so fun for me until after they're over. If that's the case this time.... could you please send me a memo so I can be prepared???
And speaking of preparation, I have the Mary heart down pretty good, but I'm still stuck with this Martha mind so, is there anything we can do about that?
I have a few questions I was hoping You might answer for me. Not exactly *Secrets of the Universe questions, so maybe You will.
- Why is it that You created toddlers with more energy than thier mommies?
I was thinking I might be a little more effective if I could actually catch them.
- And Why is it that when I tell one child Noooooo, another one comes right along trying to do the same. exact. thing. that the previous child just got in trouble for.
- Did You create me to run on PuertoRican time? Or is that just something I acquired on my own?
- And why is it that when there is a car, tools and a man in a garage, alllll of the *men from miles & miles are drawn to it like somebody pulled out a big magnet and sucked them all in. Where do they come from? Does it really take that many men to change brakes???
I think that's all of the questions I have. For now.
But... there is just 1 little thing I'd like to change, if possible.
I know You don't make mistakes... really .... but ... I think You might have forgotten something when You were putting together my genetic make up. Because .... well ... my Wonder Bra is *wondering where the heck they're at!
Aaaand I'm a little curious too.
Just so You know, out of all the Things That Rock! YOU are the *Most rockin!
P.s Would You please watch over Ashton Kutcher's poor dog?
And I really, really like his green green grass.
P.p.s If You're not too busy can Ya let Ryan Seacrest know that namedropping.... just isn't pretty.
ROFL girlie. I have had MANY of those same questions myself ... SIGH ... thanks for the giggles ;-)
anytime. lol
Jeeze....I've begun to worry about the creation of the toddler and the lack of evolution on the part of parents. What gives? Why are they so much more apt than we adults are? Shouldn't we get super powers once we procreate? Wouldn't that be awesome....make a baby then BOOM! You can slow down time to stop that vase from crashing into the floor or to freeze that milk before it's tipped over.
Hummm.....
yes! super powers would indeed rock! i have acquired the *power to stop ~ mid tinkle. but that took years ;)
Too funny! Thank goodness I've only had one toddler at a time to run after (mine are 8 yrs apart - not by choice, but by design).
bwahahaha! Ok back away from the computer. HURRY!
I have also been known to get on those quiz sites and stay for awhile.
Shoot...Sometime I take them over and over again until I get a result that I am happy with, ya know?
LOL - I have missed your posts! I didn't realize you were posting again until Chriss shared the good news. I been wondering the same thing...we're too young for those kind of disappearing acts! I've been running on pacific time lately so I feel you there. Have a great weekend!
Your question about toddlers having more energy than their mothers is a great one! I would like to know the answer to that one too...
Hey! My wonder bra is doing some wondering, too!